The Vanderbilt Vendidad

After 4 straight games of unfettered basketball domination, I think we can all agree that the Commodores have finally discovered the secret to infinite power: mustaches.  Given that AJ’s experimental facial hair phase has single-stachedly led the squad to victory these past 4 games, it can only be a matter of time before the coaching staff imposes a team-wide ban on bare upper lips.  After all, just imagine the kinds of the court-side miracles that a troupe of mustaches working in tandem would be capable of performing.  So, here’s to a razor-free season and the continuing mustache renaissance.