January 2010
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Post-UT-victory, Pre-Kentucky-Game ruminations
Oh my. So did anybody see that UT-Vandy game? That thing was hideous! Easily the worst officiated game I’ve seen in years. But you know what was worse than the officiating?
ESPNU. How terrible was ESPNU? Worst broadcast I have ever seen, narrowly beating out the Florida/Michigan State basketball championship game in which Billy Packer declared Mateen Cleaves “The greatest basketball...
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In light of recent events:
Apparently, just down the road a ways, the University of Tennessee had a staff change of some kind. I know this because one of the good men down at Ushuaia Weather Report got tear-gassed in the face during the subsequent riots.
Now there are many angles I could (and very well may, in the coming days) take. For example:
My hatred goes as follows: Kentucky basketball > dick moves in general...
AJ's Mustache: A Simple Case of Localized Follicle...
After 4 straight games of unfettered basketball domination, I think we can all agree that the Commodores have finally discovered the secret to infinite power: mustaches. Given that AJ’s experimental facial hair phase has single-stachedly led the squad to victory these past 4 games, it can only be a matter of time before the coaching staff imposes a team-wide ban on bare upper lips. After...
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REMEMBER THIS DAY. →
Welcome the new contributer if you wish, but you bet your sweet cheeks he doesn’t care if he’s welcome.
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The Advent of the Blacksmith
Behold! I am The Blacksmith, avatar of the mighty Hephaestus, and Senior Athletics and Metallurgy Correspondent for the Vendidad. I have traveled from my distant home high atop Mount Olympus in order to share my sports-related insights with you mortals dwelling here on Earth. ”Why”, you might wonder, “would Hephaestus, the Grand Artificer, descend from his heavenly realm and...